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prison weight

The weight which one might be expected to gain while incarcerated, typically stored in the torso, while appendages remain emaciated. Body type typically exasterbated by meth amphetamine use and pabst blue ribbon.
Despite the fact that Amy Winehouse's husband was incarcerated, she ended up gaining the prison weight.
by pljones February 23, 2009
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prison fever

When a straight man has sex with an efeminite man, due to an excess amount of time away from women and in close contact with an increasing more attractive man.
Being stuck in these all male dorms really brings out my prison fever.
That guy isn't a girl, but he's good enough.
Ugly girl, good looking guy, whats the difference?
by Savage3 July 2, 2008
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Prison Sandwhich

A 'sandwhich' made of softened, unseasoned Ramen Noodles stuffed with anything you can find from the prison canteen.
A Florida Prison Sandwich is made of Ramen Noodles and miscellaneous stuffing. The Ramen Noodles are left in the wrapper and enough hot water is added to fill it to the top. Do not add the seasoning from the Ramen Noodle package. In about a minute, pour out the hot water and the noodles will be hot and softer. Let stand in the wrapper for another 2 minutes until cool. Then, find any left over canteen food and stuff the inside of the 2 Ramen Noodle layers.

I love my prison sandwhich stuffed with Veletta rice and beans!
by EmiJEmi May 1, 2010
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Prison Baptism

The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him
Dude did you hear about Johnny?

No? Why what happened?

He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day
by Famallamalam May 25, 2016
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prison porthole

The small window or opening on a prison cell door through which prisoners can look out of the cell and interact with people. prisoner, prison, prison cell, supermax, state prison, federal prison, the big house, prison guard, correctional facility, detention center, jail
It gets old looking through a prison porthole all day. I can't wait until I get out in 6 months.
by joecoolthefool June 8, 2016
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Arse Prison

A chair that is painfully uncomfortable to sit on.
I wouldn't sit on that green chair, that's arse prison!
by SnakeCambridge March 30, 2015
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Prison Colonoscopy

When you in jail and they think something might be up your ass so they reach in there and check.
Hey this kid has a Cop Cam shoved up his ass let's give him a prison Colonoscopy
by Lovepanda79 December 12, 2021
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