pit nutter

The cry of a angry soccer mom Karen or sweaty redditor who will carefully cherry pick sources like a good little keyboard warrior only pastime is killing other people's dogs and pretending to care about people getting mauled by Pitt bulls.

GRAAH a pit nutter aka someone walking with their dog time to go to r/banpitbulls for relief

by Johntaro June 19, 2025

pit Nutters

The anguish cry of a Unwashed Redditor Soccer Mom or Keyboard Warrior Said Types of losers will carefully cherry pick sources of Pit bulls being violent (ignore crucial details) and generally have a burning hatred towards dogs

Grah The pit nutters are at it again

Hush Karen leave Emily alone.

by Johntaro June 19, 2025

Pit Vipers

glasses specifically for Hanks, typically has a mullet, a lifted ford f-350, and drinks bud light like it's soda, praises trump like he's god (he is) and listens to fortunate son at least 3 times a day and specializes in pussy eating

"Hey you see Jerry with his new Pit Vipers?"

"Oh yeah, give it a month and he's gonna be a Hank."

by d.mar June 26, 2025

pit-nicking

Stealing one of each, not a lot, not a bunch, like you steal one gum, one child, one flower.

I've enjoyed a bit of pit-nicking my whole life, i love stealing flowers from other people's gardens.

—Have you stolen something?

—I guess I have, I love pit-nicking!

by sirako July 17, 2025

Pit and run

When the owner of a pitbull flees with their mutt after maulling another person or animal.

Pitbull mauls pensioner and toddler in pit and run.

by RoundenBrown August 17, 2025

the stank pit

the worst smelling, dirtiest house on the block. residing inside is usually a fat, lazy person with poor personal hygiene. you can't see the carpet through the stains and taco bell wrappers. if you attended a party you would not feel bad if you messed something up, whether you spilled your drink or set the place on fire. dog smells are only one of a handful of unpleasant odors emulating from, well, everywhere. avoid this house at all costs.

did you go to that party last night at 42 hunter lane?

dude, you mean at the stank pit? hell no, last time i went to a party there i woke up with herpa-gono-syphyl-aids, and a fat bitch sitting on my face

by the stank pit September 5, 2011

Peed in the Ball Pit

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

by Horse News July 14, 2014