Pit Vipers

glasses specifically for Hanks, typically has a mullet, a lifted ford f-350, and drinks bud light like it's soda, praises trump like he's god (he is) and listens to fortunate son at least 3 times a day and specializes in pussy eating

"Hey you see Jerry with his new Pit Vipers?"

"Oh yeah, give it a month and he's gonna be a Hank."

by d.mar June 26, 2025