alec penak

A dick that looks like an orbee. And a small ass. He sucks everyone and fucks everyone. But he tastes like a smartie.

Alec penak's dick smelled like a smartie.

by Alec penal June 9, 2016

penal code

the code of the male penis

lets read the penal code!

by mint bloom October 22, 2006

Panta

The act of giving a hand job or blow job. Used as a secret code word so others dont understand what you are talking about.

Boy: "Panta?"
Girl: "Not tonight. My throat still hurts from yesterday."
Spectator: "What were they talking about???"

by King Jeffrey the 22nd December 9, 2010

pantaphobia

the fear of everything

Lucy Van Pelt: maybe you have pantaphobia

Charlie Brown: Thats it!

by IRISHrepublicanARMY January 26, 2004

Penal Column

<noun> Slang;

1) The penis.

"I am male, observe my mondo penal column."

by Stuart Fletcher May 16, 2005

viva pantalones

A war cry used by sheep of the lying Dos Pantoles Rojos on the popular Myspace App Mobsters. The people who use this term have the attention span of a housefly and believe any trash that this grown man that has no life tells them.

That crowd is such and idiot that they can be spotted standing in the middle of a busy highway shouting Viva Pantalones!

by Dave Gary February 18, 2009

pentacox

(noun, verb) Also referred to as dvado, when five penises are in one woman simultaneously. Most traditionally this is achieved through two in the vagina, one in the anus, and two in the mouth. In verb form it is the act of performing said formation.

Mona Lisa smiled shyly after being pentacoxed.

Derek, Denny, Damien, Dante, and Dustin had a great time with Leslie at the pentacox last night.

by DoctorTurdWord August 19, 2010