Pandemitis

Next level laziness, brought on by sitting at home all day due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

I got a case of Pandemitis, I can’t get up from this couch.

by Mac May May May 21, 2020

Pandemic Standard Time

Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!

by SadMandalorian May 26, 2020

Pandemicats

Pandemicat -noun. A pandemicats are the kittens we adopt during a long world-wide health emergency to cheer us up as we remain housebound for endless months. Synonym-coronacats

The whole family has been uplifted since we adopted our pandemicats. Who needs to leave the house now?

by icyhot123 August 28, 2020

PANDEMIOT

PANDEMIOT ist der ängstliche leichtgläubige und hypocondrische Menschentyp, der sich von den übervorsichtigen Regierungsanweisungen eingeschüchtert freiwillig und aktiv gegen die "Covidioten" einsetzt.
Der Begriff kann keine Beleidigung darstellen, da der "Covidiot" unter Meinungsfreiheit fällt - und somit das Gegenteil davon - der "Pandemiot" dies ebenfalls für sich beanspruchen darf.

Frau Ersken wurde in Deutschland für die Verwendung des zum Pandemioten gegenlaüfigen Begriffes Covidiot angezeigt. (Das Gericht hat festgestellt, daß der Begriff Covidiot unter Meinungsfreiheit fällt.)

by Wofi September 7, 2020

Pandemic itch

The need for some type of body modification (tattoo, piercing, etc) during a pandemic (namely the Covid-19 pandemic).

Andrea’s got a serious pandemic itch, I think she’s getting tattooed AGAIN.

by HoneyDre September 16, 2020

Pandemic Brain

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.

A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain

by Yung Doink October 12, 2020

pandemic

a "pandemic" is someone who falls under the ace spectrum towards the grey-ace side but they need a strong friendship before romantic feelings, but their romantic feelings can be for any gender and/or simply because of personality!

This is actually a pun for people who are Panromantic Demisexual!

A: Jess is identifying as a pandemic now!

b: A PANDEMIC???? LIKE THE SPANISH FLU???

a: No, they're panromantic demisexual!

by k0at October 18, 2020