Page

An adorable guy who has an awesome taste in music and is so sweet and loving to his girlfriend but dont ever ever get on his bad side

1:you know that guy page?
2:yeah hes so cool

by hufan111 November 12, 2013

ellen page

the cutie from JUNO who played a pregnant teenage mother. she is also from halifax, nova scotia and loves the outdoors. she is pretty hot for a 20 year old even though she looks like she is 16. it would be awesome if you did her though cause then its like fucking someone who looks like a minor even though shes legal. the best of both worlds

oh man ellen page is so hot

by im hot for the teacher February 22, 2008

Yellow Pages

When a woman has a vagina that is so saggy that it resembles worn out yellow pages from a public telephone booth.

She was hot, but when I went down on her, I thought I was in a phone booth, lookin at the yellow pages.

by mackendacooch November 15, 2010

Page Whoring

(v) The act of advertising other sites/services excessively on one's own webpage, as some form of cyber space prostitution.

Page Whoring Website Advertisement: "Come play Ebony Online - be tempted by our seductive images of firm cartoon breasts, and skin-tight armoured swimsuits!"

by Jazzdrummer25 March 4, 2010

Paedobearfish

A strange animal that can molest children on the land and in the sea. Also used as an insult.

I was taking a walk along the beach one day when a god damn fucking Paedobearfish began to rape me, I tried to run into the sea so it couldn't get me. Unfortunately it raped me in the sea aswell.

by Ginger J-Ren November 8, 2010

Pop page

Also known as "popular page"- when a photo or video gets enough likes to show up on the "explore" page on Instagram. The phrase is usually used in a comment on the photo as if to notify the person who posted the photo or video didn't know that their photo got enough likes to show up on the "explore" page. The phrase is usually followed by an unnecessary emoji.

"Did you see that photo Beyoncé posted on insta?"

"Yeah, it was a pop page"

Or

"Pop page 😘😘😍😍😜😚"

by Unda the sea January 29, 2014

paedoscopes

The thick-lensed (and thick-rimmed) spectacles associated with those scary, trenchcoat wearing men who hang around playgrounds. And don't have kids.

"My, what big glasses you have!"
"Ah, you mean my paedoscopes! All the better to see you with, my dear..."

by crackotfige September 12, 2005