If you don't wanna hafta temporarily sit still and sadly wish for your freedom to be mobile again, ya need to diligently remember --- and obey --- da house-rules. Perhaps leaving reminder-notes on all of da naughty-pine furniture in yer dwelling would help to keep ya focused on said good behavior.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
Get the naughty-pine furniture mug.What you eye-twinklingly say to someone who's making playfully-suggestive remarks and/or showing off his/her bodily lusciousness, to indicate dat you would like to engage in a hot-'n'-heavy bouncy-bouncy wif him/her.
What you say to someone who's UNDER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to YOUR room!
What you say to someone who's OVER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to MY room!
What you say to someone who's OVER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to MY room!
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
Get the You've been naughty --- go back to my room! mug.A Naughty bunghole is where you go up to your friend, or co-worker and stick your hand right up their ass and start pulling out their shit all out of their anus.
Andrew: Hey Blake! Guess what I got for you!
Blake: Please not another naughty bunghole
Andrew: *does the naughty bunghole*
Blake: Please not another naughty bunghole
Andrew: *does the naughty bunghole*
by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust February 28, 2025
Get the Naughty Bunghole mug.When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!
P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017
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