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moon cup

The Mooncup is a reusable menstrual cup around two inches long and made from soft silicone rubber. It is worn internally like a tampon but collects menstrual fluid rather than absorbing. Unlike tampons the Mooncup is not a disposable product, so you only need to buy one.
The Mooncup will hold 30ml of fluid, which is roughly one third of the average total produced each period. A light seal is formed with your vaginal walls allowing your menstrual fluid to pass into the Mooncup without leakage or odour. You will probably find that you need to empty your Mooncup less frequently than you currently replace towels or tampons.
"Do you know what a moon cup is?"
--"well i could pretend,and say yes,but no...no i dont"
"Its a menstrual cup."
--"excuse me?"
"It Stores,rather than absorbs"
--"haha,we can insult the boys and they wont get it,HAHA YOU FUCKING MOONCUP!"

(boys like.... O_o ) Scurvy and ceccil x x
by _Scurvy_ October 10, 2007
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bloody moon rat

1. A more artistic description for a used Tampon.

2. When a woman pulls out a tampon once it is "full" it resembles a "red rodent". The string being the tail, and the absorbant being the body.
"I'll be a few minutes late, I gotta flush a bloody moon rat."

"Every month I give birth to a litter of bloody moon rats."

"You know it's a bad movie when you see bloody moon rats crawling down the screen."
by BubBLeB0y August 5, 2006
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golden moon

Sexual act; to give someone a "golden moon" means to pee into their butt.
That ho wouldn't let me leave til I gave HER a golden moon!
by Isss me May 26, 2008
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Moon Head(s)

Moon Heads are thugs (or chavs in britian) who can barely string together simple sentences without the use of the F word.

An easy way to detect a moon head is the repeated use of the phrase "arghh mate it woz such a batty crease", a Slight over bite, usually a dimond earing and the trait that got them their name; their huge, oily, spotty, shaven skulls.

In some cases they will have thick circular glasses and/or will be very short

----CAUTION----
These will be the cockiest little sh*ts you will ever meet, try and avoid this breed of Moon Heads.
Moon Head: "F*cking hell, you F*cking emo!? "

Man: "Erm no i'm just wearing skinny jeans lol."

*Moon Head turns to it's Moon Head(s)*

Moon Head: "ahhhaha f*cking mate!? f*cking batty crease mate, f*cking emo wearing f*cking skinny jeans - F*cking state mate, i f*cking tell you Haha"
by ThatKidChalkie October 4, 2010
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red moon

The female gynecological event of getting your period twice in one calendar month.
We had two full moons in July which is called a "blue moon" and I got a "red moon" when I got my period on the 1st of the month and on the 29th!!!
by Lori Jean March 7, 2008
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Howl at the Moon

The combination of farting and screaming after performing the Fukushima Release Valve. When the gas passes out of the man and into the woman's nose, she immediately starts trying to buck him off her head leaning back and screaming. The sound produced is that of a wolf howling in agony.
That was the loudest Howl at the Moon I have ever heard! She must really be pissed!
by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021
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Mofongy

Slang Term

Word used for something that doesn't work, has bad worksmenship, terrible details, nonsense, or garbage.
This screen job you did to my patio is mofongy.
by CrowMan90 January 19, 2004
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