Modern Spongebob

modern spongebob is a spongebob that is modern, for many, spongebob started to get modern at season 5, modern spongebob sucked so bad that even the creator Stephen Hillenburg returned to spongebob at season 9 to try to make things better, and it did got better, seasons 9 to 11 were probably the best of modern spongebob, but then stephen died and modern spongebob went downhill again. Let´s hope season 13 gets better. Also when will Nickelodeon stop being money thirsty and end spongebob alredy goddamnit.

Have you seen a modern spongebob episode?
Yes, i did

by dance in the moonlight June 18, 2021

Modern day pussy

Also, known as MDP.

A guy that allows his girlfriend to do things like...

1-Have guy friends.
2-Go out with the girls and drink at night.
3-Etc.

Usually, they are the byproduct of a brain washing libery media. Many of today's reality TV shows are to blame for this. MTV is also very responsible for pushing this kind of garbage behavior.

Bro, did you see Mike. He's letting his girlfriend go to a party where her ex-boyfriend will also be there. Man that is sad, he's turned into a Modern day pussy.

by silentthread April 7, 2009

Mobeen

A type of male breed in humans who tend to be socially totally awkward around females.
They are confused creatures and show tendencies of over-reactions. They are commonly gangly beings and may act abnormally from time to time. Although they may be loyal and useful friends to some, over the years they become very tiresome.

That guy Mobeen over there, well, he didnt get a date for the dance cuz he's too weird!

by Mrs CH March 1, 2009

modern pussy

A pussy that has had at least one or two children maximum and still maintains reasonable friction.

My girlfriends modern pussy still felt tight after she had her second child.

by Wilhepee May 2, 2014

Moeen

Moeen is a 1/10 who claims to be 10/10. He has the biggest smile and lights up the room. He's very reserved until you get to know him. He's can be the loudest of the group if he wants. He's a very hard worker and puts in the work to get to where he is. Very compassionate about anything he does. He can be a prick sometimes but he's got a good heart.

Moeen made my day!

by T456hsb February 3, 2021

cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars

Call of Duty: Modern Warefare

Mike: I played Cod4 yesterday.

Dan: you mean Cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars?

Mike: *Laughs* sure.

by iplaycod367daysayear December 15, 2010

modern primitive

A person of Western World background who engages in behaviors of body modification, emulating tribal behaviors of African nations (and other primitive parts of the world). These behaviors include stretched earlobes, extreme tattooing and other modification.

On the Show "Mad Mad House", the modern primitive has stretched lobes and a body suit. His look is very tribal.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004