muff box

1. muff box - a vagina.

"Dude, I totally touched her muff box."

by Roy April 2, 2005

muffdruff

Dandruff from the female pubic region.

Whoa - you need to get down with the Head & Shoulders to treat that muffdruff!

by Duffstar July 14, 2005

Servelans Muff

An exclamation, a part of a fictional charactures body. To be used in response to outrageous comments in placfe of words like fuck off or yeah right!

Tony blair is a good priminister.... Servelans muff!
The french are ok....
servelans muff!

by strape November 26, 2006

musky muff

muff that has a pungent odor, synonymous with dumpster muff.

My Ex-Box had a musky muff; I nearly lost my dinner.

by Shawny April 16, 2007

Muff Cabage

Its a Jersey Thing

What does Muff Cabage mean?

Its a jersey thing

by maxwellsmack October 15, 2010

muff wagon

Muff Wagon orriginated when females decided to go "cruising" in their cars and search for guys. It is almost the opposite of a sausage fest; however, a sausage fest can occur at any place. A muff wagon is limited to a car full of dirty ho's who think they are hot, and do not keep their auzzie hair in order.

Hey dude, look at that muff wagon, its full of those crazy ho's we saw last night.

by Tink April 25, 2004

No muff too tough

A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.

That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016