yo mum gay lol 

The gangster and way deadlier version of your mom gay lol.Where as your mom gay lolwill end your career, (yo mum gay lol will instantly killeveryone that has ever been with in contact with you

Person: your so dumb that when-
Me:yo mum gay lol
Instantly kills whole family friends and all peers

yo mum gay lol by THICCC BOI 69 February 15, 2018

the mum whisperer 

when u are fucking a girl, usually in the reverse cowboy position, u grab her shoulders and hold her tight to your body, then whisper in here ear 'your mum was much better' then enjoy as she tries to struggle and get off you whilst u hold her firmly on your dick, i would use caution when using this tequnique as some would call it rape.

hey dave i gave my bird the mum whisperer last night

the mum whisperer by sniper047 June 9, 2009

your mum's baps 

adj. "your mum's baps" signifies a thing or a situation that is generally very good (in essence like your best mate's MILF-of a-mum who, despite being twice your age, has the most luscious breasts in the village).

God I love this tune, it's definitely your mum's baps.

your mum's baps by Potassium Dave September 7, 2009

Your mum's watching!

A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.

The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.

Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.

*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL

Your mum's watching! by no_this_guy March 3, 2011

Your mum in a wetsuit 

Like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. Leaving people gobsmacked

Person: what you been up to today

Friend: your mum in a wetsuit

Every dabs continuously

Your mum in a wetsuit by Jrbob1 December 9, 2016

foster mum 

she's a woman who wanted to help a kid that could have ended up in bad hands. she's caring and loving and wishes you were here own. adopted kids should be so grateful that people wanted to take care of them. they should also be really nice to her because she might have not been able to have her own kids.

shane: here's a poor little kid nobody wants to adopted that's sad
foster mum: I'm going to love her so much, and hope she tures out like me
foster mum: I'm kindheated and not judgemetal

foster mum by Yananai September 30, 2017

Ur mum suck pussy lol 

A comeback when someone tells u ur dad is a lesbian lol

Jared: Ur mum gay lol
Alex: Ur dad lesbian lol
Jared: Ur mum suck pussy lol

Ur mum suck pussy lol by UrMuMgAyL0L May 10, 2018