Lardlicker

A man who likes to give oral sex to large women.

John likes the fatties, he is such a lardlicker.

by Joe Nads February 4, 2010

Lardeur

The Olympic flame.

The Lardeur is very hot and big.

by mynameisbobiamsupercool! February 6, 2010

Larded

For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.

He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.

by notjanet February 7, 2010

lardakey

an expression most commonly used by adolescent boys with downs syndrome to express their pent up sexual frustration. Generally used in accompany with inappropriate gestures.

He lay on the floor humping the carpet as he clapped his hands and yelled, "lardakey lardakey lardakey lardakey!"

by Skylar and Audrey February 25, 2010

Lardassification

The act or process of being a lardass. A systematic approach to eating ones self into a state of being a lardass and not carrying.

Jamarcus Russell is living a life of Lardassification.

by BnSRam March 15, 2010

lardvin

1. a fat person with a total weight of over 900N. He takes around 8 fecal excretions a day, eats over 80.000 calories and 60,000 pounds of food. Lardvins usually mate with each other using anal methods. 2.(n) pathetic person.

Bill: That lardvin is really ugly.
Roger: Yeah I have been having diaherrea and man I feel for those poor lardvins.
John: Roger, your such a lardvin.

by jackal1000000000000000000 November 16, 2010

Lardge

Large, and constituted mostly of lard.

Example:

(when driving down the street, bob and cindy see an obese woman)

bob: cindy, do you see that woman!?

cindy: holy crap! she's lardge

by stuff and stuff December 23, 2010