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Lardlicker 

A man who likes to give oral sex to large women.
John likes the fatties, he is such a lardlicker.
Lardlicker by Joe Nads February 4, 2010
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laplicker 

when two women enjoy licking each others ski slope
i think my ex-girlfriend is a laplicker now
laplicker by llancaster74 November 6, 2010
The gentle licking of eyelids - what a strange but pleasing sensation. Discovered and administered by Johnny & Cathie
Take the lids of a loved one and gently lick them
lidlicker by John Stevenson November 9, 2004
A rugrat who, before eating the contents of his or her plastic pudding cup, licks its foil lid (especially designed for licking without lacerating the tongue).
That pile of sticky foil things in the trash consists of the lickable, likeable lids that lidlickers love to lick.
lidlicker by Jenjis Cahn November 11, 2004

lalicker 

Noun.

1. Generally a being of extreme anger and violence.

2. A cannibalistic turtle.

3. An angry turtle.

Verb.

1. To fralick in the dark hours, specifically on a city sidewalk.

2. To be confused.
Look its a Lalicker, run before it eats you.

*turtle walks away very slowly
lalicker by Ajleo1998 February 20, 2017

laplicker 

lesbian (lesbians)
see muff diver....
That woman looks like a laplicker.
laplicker by Pete Peterson September 7, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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