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Kraken

Name of a sea monster that's been sighted along the coast of Norway,

Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,

Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.

Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord
Being defined as a sea creature.
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken
by Kraken YT October 28, 2020
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Kraken

A Kraken is a highly aggressive highly dominant sub species of ”Karen.” Only a Kraken is on a substantial amount psychoactive medications that act as a ipso facto form of crack cocaine. In short, a Kraken is a “Karen on crack.”

The natural habitat is usually Starbucks where they routinely and loudly express dumb opinions. They have been known to gather into packs and hold very crowded “book” clubs in otherwise peaceful and enjoyable environments.

Most of their life is spent on Twitter, trying to get things canceled or bemoaning their own whiteness. They are The quintessential bloodhound of the micro aggression, and they believe the term emotional hemophiliac is a badge of honor. They have been observed in the wild to take approximately 20 selfies a week for Instagram while simultaneously bemoaning the narcissism and ethnocentrism of western Society. Normally lone wolves, they do sometimes gather together In large numbers to show “solidarity” for causes trending that week.
The Kraken makes her dad seem like a good person.
by Samurai_Jack$ September 28, 2020
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Kaperiod

Period but more sassy and with STYLE
Person 1: He’s acting like he’s the boss or something
Person 2: He needs to calm down, Kaperiod
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Kapey Shatter

used as an insult towards someone that shatters 0-1 people with an ultimate.
by Kapeyson March 2, 2021
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kapengmatapang

chunga: pabili nga po
bunga: anu yon?
chunga: kapengmatapang.
yung kaya kang ipaglaban.
by LirikoNiSanJuan February 7, 2021
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Krake

/krāk/ n. The lowest lifeform of person on planet Earth;

A "Krake" has no morals. They are sell-out and will adopt any ideal that helps them advance themselves, and no one else. They are selfish, Nasty, will tell on anyone, and will Cheat lie and Steal, even to their own MOTHER.

They're just nasty all around.
Example: "Hey, did you hear about Mexican Juan? He stole from his son, and lied to his mom about it. Now he has a job, working for the cops.. As an informant. He's such a Krake"
by DALLAS_JOE March 21, 2021
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kracell

Kracell, one of the most beautiful and bright women you will ever come across. An activist through and through with a style of her very own. The wind pipes of Alicia keys and the locks of rapunzel. When she’s not enticing you with her remixed melodies, she will be stealing your women’s heart. Better in the actual kitchen than she is running a virtual one. Her only drawback is her forethought of all she needs to do to protect the livelihood of herself and those she cares most about. Always willing to heat you up a cup of warm tea in your most trying thunderstorm hours, Kracell’s love knows no bounds. A name worthy of a novel, Kracell is one of the worlds GOATS and a pleasure to all those around her.
My bitch got stoled by a Kracell, and I ain’t even mad about it.
by Jrthedutchmen May 5, 2021
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