Iceland Plumber

An icy or minty sensation in or around the anus.

That mint body wash surprised me with an Iceland plumber; icy and refreshing.

by Smooth Jazz and Acid June 29, 2017

icelandic pipe

When you put faeces in a condom freeze it and the use it as dildo until defrosted

Last night I used a Icelandic pipe

by Dirtyword92 July 12, 2017

Iceland Soccer Team

The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.

Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake

by jherrera1021 December 3, 2017

Icelind

Icelind will be the person you wish you were still with and the relationship was and will be awesome .

I wish my relationship was like Icelind

by Ldjdhdjs May 4, 2018

izcel

An alien who likes ice tea and is a huge dork that likes marvel and green things. She writes things too.

Person 1: Wow! Izcel is a really nice Izcel!
Person 2: I wish I had an Izcel of my own!

by Revenue May 31, 2018

incelosaurus

Someone who cant get booty. The closest he comes to normality is taking his right hand out on a date to be able to crack one off.

Adam Weil, you are SUCH an Incelosaurus!

by Carlito Brigante2 October 9, 2018

Icelandic Yule Lads

The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.

Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.

Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk

Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them

Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition

Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots

Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it

Door Slammer: Slams doors at night

Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr

Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back

Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal

Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread

Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat

Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible

The Icelandic Yule Lads have caused much mischief this year.

by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019