leaving your history

intentionally leaving one's fecies in a toilet to mark their presence for future patrons

Chris, you better be leaving your history in her parent's toilet.

by tgodfordays September 9, 2010

Best Character in Literary History

Theon Greyjoy.

A: Tony Stark is such a Theon Greyjoy.
B: I know, he’s the best character in literary history.

by jameelxaniston July 27, 2019

do not check my search history

it is when you search up pretty fucked up stuff on google

Mom, do not check my search history. please

by n1swordslasheralt May 16, 2022

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

help

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

Yep January 13 is national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

Hey why did you kiss me?
Well don't you know? It's January 13 and you sit left to me in math and history

Oh ok cool, I love national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

by anonymous January 12, 2023

Canada's history

A sex act so depraved, that it could not be described in detail on cable television. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. It is widely held that the moose antlers are used to sodomize two males simultaneously while they jerk off using maple syrup as lube, and both cum into the Stanley Cup. It is at this time that a third party will drink the semen from the Stanley Cup and gurgle the words: Canada's History. This act was originally created and performed by Steven Colbert of the Colbert Report.

Man, that party was crazy. That part with the Canada's history totally blew my mind, and ruined the party completely. That Steven Colbert guy is sick.

by The Report February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so vile it is banned in many countries and only one person has been brave enough to mention it on TV: Stephen Colbert.

Not much is known about it because so very few people have actually performed it. It is rumored that "putting it all in" is the hardest part.

Canada's History fetish films may be seen online.

by fortunefaded February 4, 2010