Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.

"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.

by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018

Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper

A common British substance made of pilk, Rubbing alcohol, battery acid, and butternut squash in a jar, and shoving it up your anus to get the sensation of being British for 22 hours 43 minutes and 28.645 seconds.

I took a Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper this mornin' mate. I'm eatin' colours and beans on toast!

by frenchfrytherapy May 9, 2023

indonesian island hopper

The act of shitting on a girls face while playing leap frog

Hey so you want to Indonesian island hopper?
Sure just don't get it in my eye

by miggersaly March 7, 2014

best friend hopper

When you switch best friends every second of the day

“your my best friend “ “your my best friend “ “ god she is such a best friend hopper”

by smtities November 9, 2019

Jingle Hopper Jones

Jingle Hopper Jones is a whacky feller from the Green grove.

Fuck its Jingle Hopper Jones. Holy smoles

by Jim Fingers the thrice. December 13, 2022

Hoppers McKristin

Obviously one of the awesomest girls at LTHS, she knows what she is doing.

Hoppers jumps around all the time. She might even land on your lap.

by Blou December 4, 2004

ghetto hoppers

A term used instead of shoes, especially ones that famous rappers endorse and wear themselves.

Hey Matt, that's a nice pair of Nike ghetto hoppers you have there!

by Brandon248 July 18, 2005