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GPA

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What guys say when they get pussy and what girls say when they're getting dick.

1.0 = failing all classes so you find yourself masturbating at home alone
2.0 = you are getting some action though you may have to paperbag it
3.0 = the poon you are swimming in is a 7 or above
4.0 = you're running the block, threesomes are readily available, calling the shots
Dad: My GPA is looking good tonight!
Friend: You're 50 man, what are you talking about?
Dad: My main bitch got some new panties I'm bout to check out.
Friend: Well shiet bro go tear that pussy up!
by az1@nChick June 11, 2014
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GPS (Global Positioning Steven)

Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.
"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
by B-Town June 1, 2004
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GPOY

GPOY is an initialism that literally stands for, "Gracious, Picture Of Yourself."

It is most often used to describe gifs, web comics, or pictures that apply so directly to your life it seems as if someone took a picture of you and put it up on the internet.

It is the equlivlent of saying, "Holy crap, I do this all the time! It's like the took a picture of me!"
*While looking at a .gif on Tumblr showing a reaction to someone reading over your shoulder*
Person: Hahahah, this is so me!
Comment: Lol GPOY!
by Tumbledore64 December 8, 2011
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G.P.

An acronym standing for Group Poop. Much like women and their periods, when men begin living together, their poop cycles coordinate. A group poop is when these strapping young whipper-snappers, members of a team, or other cohesive unit, as it were, congregate to poop together in the same facilities. While defecating, they listen to the collective bowel calisthenics and engage in witty banter or bathroom games (i.e. kicking open the stall door/paper towel bombings). Also see P.I.A.G..
"Hey guys, I'm feeling a little vulnerable, can we go take a G.P.? For old time's sake..."
by Spartan Basketball 07-08 February 22, 2008
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GPU

Get Pooped Upon. The act of shitting upon somebody with overwhelming skill.
Billy just owned several enemies with a mere sock puppet and replies to complains saying to GPU many a times.
by Poopminion October 4, 2010
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GPS

an acronym for gay penis syndrome. First diagnosed by famed scholar Derek Bowles. When a man is straight, and is attracted to woman, but who's penis is not.

A way of mocking a friend.
Dude, I think you have GPS
by randomnamebecausetheyarealltak December 4, 2010
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GPD

Garbage Patch Designs. the coolest posse to ever grace the earth. we are spiffy to death, and we rock your mom. until next time, peace bitches.
GPD will strike a bitch.
GPD in the hizzy.
GPD... um... yep.
by Pnut the Majestic March 10, 2005
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