fruitbagger

Generally used as an insult or a derogatory term, fruitbagger refers to an individual who is either extremely stupid or extremely annoying.

Fruitbagger is a great way to insult a hipster.

Fruitbagger can also be used to describe someone who works in the produce section of a grocery store and who's main responsibility is the bagging of fruit.

1."Who brought Mark to the party? I can't stand that guy he's always discussing such asinine topics, he wears to much cologne, he's so pretentious and goddamn he is such a fruitbagger."

2. "Man i went to the Arcade Fire show last night and there was way too many fruitbaggers there for me to enjoy myself."

3. "Hey John I heard you got a new Job?"

"Yes i did Sally i work in the produce section of my local grocery market."
" So essentially your a fruitbagger John?"

"Yes i am Sally but do you have to be so rude about it?"

by lucidtimescapes December 20, 2010

Fruitilicious

When something smells especially fruity and you can't help but take a whiff.

"What's that great smell?"

"Oh, that's the smoothies I'm making."

"They smell absolutely fruitilicious!"

by Bagelriffic November 6, 2013

Fruit Snack in a Sleeping bag

The act of setting a fruit snack (preferably cherry) on the tip of an uncircumcised penis and then pulling the extra skin over to keep it snug

Hey jordan, you ever tried a fruit snack in a Sleeping bag?

by Wiggywiggywack May 26, 2017

fruitally

As opposed to being brutally honest, being fruitally honest adds a layer of humor to the honesty

We are fruitally honest

by Inot July 29, 2017

Fruit Loops

The act of eating breakfast cereal out of another person's anus

Hey hazel! I fancy some cereal, sure thing Chris I have my speculum handy, you grab the fruit loops and I'll bend over.

Ooh Chris that milks so cold in my gaping anus I hope you bought your spoon!!

by Bandit657462 June 9, 2018

Fruit tingle

Having your arse eaten in Australia.

There's no fucking way I'm giving that fat mole a fruit tingle

by Downunderplunder September 6, 2018

Fruit fairy

Someone who a majority of their diet is made up of fruit.

“My girlfriend is a fruit fairy, she only eats smoothies and fruits”
“She must be on the high fructose fruit fairy diet”

by Pineapple Whisperer May 10, 2019