Frozen-Nonna

Adj.

-One who moves as though they were an elderly woman who was frozen.
-Describes a person who moves extremely slowly.

I can't believe we actually hired that frozen-nonna!

I thought I told you to shave those sideburns you frozen-nonna!

by Chrischeetos June 15, 2010

frozen sandpaper

take a doughnut break. It is no use trying to work with Frozen sandpaper.

like trying to have sex on a beach when it's frozen....just doesn't work. It's like frozen sandpaper-doesn't work!

by frozenguru January 27, 2011

frozen forty

A frozen forty is when you put 4 rolls of quarters ($40 dollars worth) in a kitchen glove and then put it in the freezer until cold. It is then used as a sex toy.

I sex with a hooker and used a frozen forty on her. I told her to keep the change.

by Von Dirty September 30, 2013

Frozen Snapper

Icing down a girls pussy with an ice pack until it is numb, and then fucking it.

Friend: Bro, did you take that girl from the club home last night?

Other Friend: Yeah man, and she let me give her the frozen snapper!

by BBreezy716 October 15, 2014

Frozen Lake Racing

A game involving at least two people in which you run across a semi-frozen lake/pond as fast as you can before the ice beneath you breaks and you fall in the water.

Friend: "Bro you wana go Frozen Lake Racing."
Other Friend: "Yeah man definitely, lets see who fall in first."
Friend: "I'm not gonna fall, I'm gonna beat you and make it to the other side
Third Friend: "Good luck with that. I'll record it all on my phone."

by Morgan the Man January 5, 2015

Froze Bone

When you insert ones penis into a freezer for 10 minutes then insert it into ones orifices (anus)

I put my penis in the freezer for 10 minutes then gave Michelle a Froze Bone.

by TikkleMaPikkle October 23, 2016

Frozen mocha

When you stick a ice cude in a girls ass and she shits out

Kevin took a barista on a date that gave him a frozen mocha. Later that might he gave her one

by Dirtydjango November 2, 2018