Farmer Jens

a big man who has no respect for other people at all, and who gives kåldolmere all the time.
No one likes him

You are such a Farmer Jens

by Allan December 25, 2004

Farmer's Wipe

When you don't have a handkerchief or a tissue, you place your thumb over one nostril and proceed to expel your snot out the other. Also know as: Let the Sidewalk Be Your Handkerchief."

I couldn't find a Kleenex, so I leaned out the window and gave a farmer's wipe.

by creedmoor October 20, 2009

Cunt Farmer

One who is known for trolling clubs and other hot spots in search of sexual conquests, and is more often than not successful.

man, jay is such a cunt farmer. i saw him get 5 numbers in one night.

by specksy November 28, 2010

tore off the frame

Term used to describe a person intoxicated to the point where trashed is an inappropriate word to be used.

I drank a 5th of crown last nite an was tore off the frame.

I snorted 2 rails of coke last nite and it had me tore off the frame for about 2hours.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

friend farmer

A person who just seems to collect friends, to the point that it's like she's farming them. (i.e. She has so many friends that they're just like possessions, or livestock, to her now.)

Jacqueline has so many friends, but she doesn't even really talk to half of them; it's so obvious she's just trying to be popular. What a friend farmer.

by genevieve December 2, 2004

farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer snort all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 17, 2005

tore out the frame

to be drunk as a mofo.

YeeHaa, we was tore out the frame that night on Schafer!

by anonymous March 4, 2005