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A retard with pepperoni nipples who can't keep a secret.
Shut up Schafer
Schafer by Janet blotchy October 29, 2019
a word for an extremely large number when you cba to say that number
the earth is huge it weighs 1 schafer
schafer by beh wah August 21, 2008
A Schafer is a teenager and loves to skate he is kind and loves food. He has great friends and is always happy.
Hey who is that?

That’s Schafer the nicest guy in school
Schafer by Anne dungeon August 26, 2022
Mystisch
The teacher is very Schäfer
Schäfer by Leoß399e November 20, 2021

hunter schafer 

hunter schafer by garden93 October 23, 2020

Gustav Schafer 

The drummer of Tokio Hotel. If he was not a drummer he would be a stripping fireman ; )
jenna: did you go to Georg's strip club last night?

Heidi: HELL YA! The dancing twins,,Bill and Tom were great!
But the best part was Gustav schafer in his sexy fireman outfit!!!

Jenna: Nice!
Gustav Schafer by Crazy-and-punk. December 25, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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