hair fleas

Also known as lice!

Damn, my kid got sent home for having Hair Fleas.. Bugs got to go!

by KiddyPool September 29, 2019

On Fleack

To be on fleack is to be the most prettiest that the thing that you are on fleack for can be.

Jonathan said "Dude, that girl's mascara is on fleack!" Jack said "Yeah, her wings are so sharp!" Rosadila said "Thanks, boys."

by sprite_373 September 12, 2021

The fleas of a thousand Kamalas

An ancient Arabian curse which has dogged the Trump party and which will continue to do so effectively and lethally.

The curse that Arabia invoked to defeat Trump's basket of deplorables:

"May the fleas of a thousand Kamalas infest your groinal area,

and may your tiny hands be too inadequate to scratch."

by bitchuck November 1, 2024

taxi cabs for fleas

Greyhound

We went to the Dapto Dogs to watch the skinny taxi cabs for fleas run around the track

by #elizabethan2010 October 29, 2017

Even the skinniest dog has fleas

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.

TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.

by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

leafy leafy leafy elyeafy leatyar fleya fleayaba

A very obnoxious yet subtle euphemism for weed. Or, should I say…
leafy leafy leafy elyeafy leatyar fleya fleayaba
Usually used online. If you use lllelff in a normal conversation with your irl homies you’ll probably sound like a numbskull.

leafyluvr0283: love me some leafy leafy leafy elyeafy leatyar fleya fleayaba

by buffsukilover869 August 29, 2021