fecalfest '05

an 8 day celebration of blowing shit up (literally)a meaningful milestone with great food clevland steamers brown bullets and a traditional shitmas tree
celebrated when its hot so the shit smells more

i still cant wash away the stink from fecalfest '92

by tee gee May 13, 2005

fecal feed bag

a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.

Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit.
Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.

by Timothy July 18, 2004

fecalator

Big, intimidating gun.

Gun Salesman: We call this next item "The Fecalator." One look at it, and the target shits his or her pants.

by Fecalator May 27, 2004

fecalicous

describes something totally sick! in either a good or bad way the root word refers to... well you get it

Did you see that spider monkey chug that whole 40 of OE!!! That was fecalicous!!!

by JonakaJbar July 11, 2007

fecal ferret

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.

I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.

by Donny L. Butts May 23, 2008

fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements

Yesterday, Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter.

by Drizzah October 22, 2008