SAD FACES CLUB

group formed by disappointed people whose faces are like :(

i just joined sad faces club :(

by SAD FACES CLUB June 5, 2019

All fakes day

A day where fake people turn all their friends fake.

On All Fakes Day, the fake person turned all his/her friends fake. They were the fakest crew around.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Frosted Fakes

Off-brand or generic version of the Frosted Flakes cereal.

"I could go for a nice bowl of Frosted Fakes right now!"
"You mean Frosted Flakes?"
"We don't have that kind of money."

by Robbie06261995 August 6, 2020

Platonic facesitting

A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.

I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.

by TROPICAL_THEORY September 26, 2022

many faces

A handsome man with 5 faces and 5 moms

charlotte: many faces is so handsome, right lily
lily: yes I wish I could date him

by isaacool12 October 12, 2023

scat Facesitting

Taking the dominant nature of Facesitting to another level. ScatFacesitting is when one person sits on another persons face (Their entire weight pressed against the one being sat on) and directly unloads their feces into the persons mouth. This would be forced upon the one being sat on, the one shitting would be restricting their movement as much as possible and pumping as much sh*t as they can into the victims mouth.

Jasmine large ass engulfed the face of prisoner-876, she slightly gripped her own ass and moaned as her sh*t violently poured out her Anus and into the screaming victims mouth. She grabbed the prisoners hair and stuffed him deeper between her enourmous ass, muffling his choking and closing the distance between her asshole and his mouth. Her tongue dropped out her mouth in pure pleasure as she felt him swallow her shit over and over….Another prisoner fallen victim to scat Facesitting.

by FutanariSlave November 30, 2023

Alexander Faes

Donut

"Bro I really want to eat an Alexander Faes"

"I got zero kills in-game, I pulled an Alexander Faes"

by NotDios December 11, 2023