by Johnny Magnum February 21, 2006
Get the Crisco faced mug.(Shakespearean). An insult, bowdlerised in most modern editions as "cream-faced loon". A panicked Servant enters, bringing Macbeth news of English forces advancing on Dunsinane. Macbeth immediately scoffs at his fearful appearance, calling him (in an echo of many anti-feminist expressions encountered in this distinctly androcentric play) "quim-faced".
Enter a SERVANT:
MACBETH: The devil damn thee black, thou quim-faced loon!
Where got'st thou that goose look?
(Macbeth, Act V Scene 3)
MACBETH: The devil damn thee black, thou quim-faced loon!
Where got'st thou that goose look?
(Macbeth, Act V Scene 3)
by Dr Apple March 23, 2013
Get the quim-faced loon mug.The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse
by The Great Corn Julio February 15, 2018
Get the Tick Faced Shit Cunt mug.Two faced is when a friend has two sides. they act one way in front of u but when they not near u they talk about u
me:hi u want to go to the movies
two faced:sure
kelly:y were u talking to her
two faced:cause i was tellin her to get swag
kelly:good cause she need it
two faced:i kno
two faced:sure
kelly:y were u talking to her
two faced:cause i was tellin her to get swag
kelly:good cause she need it
two faced:i kno
by tina4590 February 13, 2010
Get the two faced mug.A contraption used to absorb faecal matter excreted via the mouth i.e. verbal diarrhoea. Often prescribed to people who have little to no self conscience, believe everything they say is fact, lack a filter between their mind and mouth, or just talk straight shit.
Complete Tool: "I got my sweet Lada up to 300kmh last night. Pretty insane aye Dad."
Depressed Dad: "Um, yeah maybe its time we got you a facial nappy son."
Depressed Dad: "Um, yeah maybe its time we got you a facial nappy son."
by matm March 20, 2008
Get the facial nappy mug.Tim: Hey Bob, what movie are you watching over there?
Bob: Oh, this is an old classic. One of the best facial features out there.
Bob: Oh, this is an old classic. One of the best facial features out there.
by YakLeader9 April 4, 2010
Get the Facial Feature mug.The likelihood of two people creating a working relationship based on prominent facial features and the overall attractiveness of each individual.
Jane: I just don't know if Bill and I will work out.
Suzy: Well, it all depends. How's your facial compatibility?
Jane: Facial compatibility?
Suzy: Yeah,for instance, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are totally facially compatible, thats why their still married. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the other hand. . .it was never meant to be.
Suzy: Well, it all depends. How's your facial compatibility?
Jane: Facial compatibility?
Suzy: Yeah,for instance, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are totally facially compatible, thats why their still married. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the other hand. . .it was never meant to be.
by TheGeniusNextDoor January 21, 2011
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