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ejacuwait

To wait for porn to download
Since John was on dialup he was ejacuwaiting for quite a while before the video finished downloading.
by dangerboy55 April 1, 2008
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ejaculoop

Ejaculoop is the term used when one ejaculates and poops simultaneously.
Mike: I got fucked so hard that I ejaculooped!
Jared: Ewww!
by pseudonymoop March 16, 2010
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ejyafjallajökull

The product of placing a cat on a computer.

A volcano in iceland.
When ejyafjallajökull erupted, some of the world's travel was interrupted.
by Tapato97 January 8, 2011
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ejilculate

Women occasionally wake up in the morrning to find their panties wet. When guys wake up and find semen in their underwear it's called wet dreams. Just as women jill off where men jack off, ejilculate is the feminine term for "ejaculate"
My gf told me she woke up and found her panties really wet, so she figured she'd gotten pretty good and slippery in her sleep, without my help. If I'd helped her, she'd have cum so loudly the neighbors would crab, and she'd have woken up as well. She doesn't remember getting off but that she just figured it was her ejilculate.
by Nazrudin November 30, 2011
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mega-eject

Damonism:
(verb)
To eject with utmost haste.
To leave as quickly as possible
I will signal to my brother that is is time to mega-eject by drawing a circle in my hand and pressing the middle of that circle with my finger.
by Michael R. Cavitt July 23, 2005
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party pre-ejaculate

When someone gets wasted at the beginning of a party and has to leave or passes out. It can also refer to the phenomenon of making party plans for Saturday night but getting so drunk or staying up so late on Friday that you can't make it.
You: "Dude, you left my party at 9pm. What happened to you?"

Me: "I party pre-ejaculated."
by angelossary April 19, 2010
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phallic glitter ejaculator

A long cannon that launches out bits of glitter. The cannon has a phallic shape to it, and sits under the user's legs.
Yall check my phallic glitter ejaculator last nite? Told u I shoot glitter out my orifices.
by Brae54 August 23, 2011
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