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The sudden onset of revulsion, distaste and self-recrimination immediately following completion of the sexual act. Often accompanied by the realization one's partner is actually quite unattractive, deeply annoying, and perhaps best described as a serious error in judgment. Under severe cases one may vomit uncontrolably, struggle with depression, endure withering ridicule and ultimately withdraw from usual social circles.
by skiwithus February 7, 2009
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1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.
2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?
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