Decked

Past tence of "Deck"

When a person is pulled to the floor by another person in a surprising and explosive manner.

John: "I'm gonna deck you"
Grandmother: "please don't, I'm old"
John: "shutup"
John: *slams his grandmother to the ground*
John: "get decked, bitch"

by Uneducated in general April 25, 2020

Swabbing the poop deck

The act of gay pirates rimming each other.

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

Top Deck

1: Used as a term for luck in obtaining a certain card to keep you alive or to win the game.
- Originating in Magic the Gathering

Charlie is a lucky muther fucker. He top decked a thoughtcast and then double shrapnel blasted me for the win... wat a Top Decker.

by Mr. Morgan Freeman October 26, 2004

drek

Bullshit, derives from the Yiddish word meaning the same.

What kind of drek is this?

by MightyMailMan February 11, 2004

upper deck

The act of excreating a log of fecal matter in upper deck tank of a toilet.
Usually as a prank or in desperate need if the toilet is plugged or dirty.

I took a shit in my friends upper deck and it stunk up the bathroom.

by Anthony April 16, 2004

upper deck

depositing your fecal matter in the tank of an adversary or foe.

That guy Jimmy threw a party last week. He tried to kick me out, so I upper decked his ass. Then I wiped some shit in his bedspread. I hate that jerk, but he straight got shitowned!

by Jake Fischer March 3, 2005

dracking

being drunk and packing, whether it is for a vacation, or moving from one place to another. It's the best kind of packing

Laura, are you packing up your room tonight?

No, I'm going to the bar first and then dracking! Fuck yeah

by vforvictoria81990 December 16, 2011