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Ring ding

An incredibly hilarious racial slur for Indian people (sounds funniest when spoken with an Indian accent).

Possibly referring to the sound you hear when you walk into a 7-11.
I went to my chemistry class and this ring ding smelled up the whole lecture hall!
by PatD13 December 15, 2011
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ding ding

A contest, usually involving 12-14 year old boys, to determine who, among them, can cum the quickest. Sometimes involving as many as a dozen guys, ding ding can also just be a contest between two. This is one of the most common puberty-age, self-asteem building exercises among males. It is thought, at that age, that the ability to jerk off and bust a load extremely quickly, is a sign of maturity and sexual prowess, something to show off. The winner has to shout "ding ding" to prove that he indeed won.
Mark and Dave were ferociously playing ding ding in Mark's bedroom, and just as Mark was about to win and shout out loud in pleasure, his mom knocked on the door to the room, causing both guys to cringe and go soft. Blue balls then ensued, particularly in the case of Mark. Because of the mishap with Mark's mom, Dave turned out cumming first and winning the game.
by Arieh August 17, 2006
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Ding Dong

What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.
He slapped his ding dong across her face.
by CB June 27, 2003
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dingbat

a term used to describe a person (often a woman) who does not think before acting and most times acts on pure impulse.
Some start off intellectually or emotionally retarted which eventually leads to being a dingbat. Others are born that way and are cursed with being a dingbat for life.
ex: I dated some real dumb chicks, but that Courtney girl was the biggest "dingbat" I ever encountered.
by non-dingbat July 5, 2003
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Impromptu Ding Dong

Before you proceed to make sweet love to a woman's anal area, be sure that she has eaten a hearty meal. As you are giving it to her good, tell her when you are about to come. This next part is very tricky. As you come, she will simultaneously shit, thus enveloping your cum in her shit. The end product resembles a Hostess Ding Dong.
I didn't have to go to the convenient store because my girlfriend and I made an impromptu ding dong. We split it.
by AWOFF November 21, 2010
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ding dong

1. the sound that a bell makes when it's being rung.

2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.

3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.

4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.

2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.

3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1

AHHHHHHHHHH"

- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs

4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 24, 2009
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ding

A euphemism for getting called out or rejected for something asinine - usually a rule with no real consequences, other than having to re-do or correct something. Usually used in work contexts with vague 'office space' terminology.

The phrase's roots stem from minor car scratches or 'dings'. Minor annoyances that do not affect the performance of the car whatsoever.
"We got dinged for not testing this obvious workflow."

"They're going to ding us if we don't submit an approval form first."

"I was dinged when we played Jeopardy for not phrasing the answer in the form of a question."
by JRR Volkswagen August 19, 2009
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