Slut-Cocker

One who cocks sluts, or uses their cock on sluts.

"Stop cocking the slut, Slut-Cocker!!!"
"I, the Slut-Cocker, am now attempting to use my cock on the slut!!!"

by Douchebag February 7, 2003

cocker

another form of "backstabber"

That cocker stuck it up my ass at work.

by chickenman June 12, 2003

Corker

A corker is a lady who masturbates with a bottle of sparking wine. Part of the thrill is the danger of the cork popping before orgasm and causing damage.

Posher ladies use champagne, the lower classes use Lambrini

Sub division:
If said lady refers to sipping a glass of rose she's corking whilst on the blob

Darling, I think we should take a bottle of red to this dinner party. That Sheila is a bit of a corker

by mig the awesome October 29, 2012

corker

A "corker" is nothing more than a funny joke that evokes laughter. All these other definitions are way off course.

Jim: "Did you hear the one about the..."?
Tim: "Yeah, that was a real corker!"

by Corker-Man November 11, 2009

Conkerlol

One who sits at night for hours on end stroking their tiny, shriveled up epeen while thinking of ways to make himself appear "cool" to his virtual friends.

Conkerlol (shattered hand, horde)

by acephalous-shattered hand July 2, 2009

choc cocker

1. somebody who likes to give anal sex, either gay or straight

'those faggots are real choc cockers'
'like shitting on a stick, that dudes a real choc cocker'
'hey faggot ride the choc cocker'

by patchy36 April 23, 2005

Slow Cooker

Slow cooker is a hard clay like shit that is hanging around in your ass and you strain and only fart around it . In other words it’s sticking around slow cooking into a hard, impossible to pass brisket .

I took so many Percocet I’ve had a slow cooker in the oven for days . All I can do at this point is keep smoking the meats

by Pro skills February 7, 2020