Fart Around It

The phrase used during anal by the giver to tell the taker they wont pull out so the taker can fart.

As used in jail:
Inmate #1- Dude pull out I gotta fart.
Inmate #2- No way man your gonna have to fart around it.

by gimpfeet April 15, 2009

Farting Around

The act or process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal.

at state park
<park ranger> what are you planning on doing
<me> umm... just fartin` around
<park ranger> sorry we dont allow farting

by DUMPY March 24, 2005

Why are you guys farting around? Don't you have homework to do.

by Light Joker November 21, 2004

Look at Cole, farting around with the ball again.

by Dunky Oggins October 27, 2003

by AIRelemental October 28, 2003

delaying something unnecessarily by dawdling, and slacking off

quit piss farting around like an old jin and clean the freaking car

by Squatdog October 27, 2003

wasting time. doing what you ought not be doing.

Dad: What is all this "farting around?" I asked you to rake the leaves 4 hours ago!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!

by Genius October 28, 2003