Shit Catchers

Hairs around your asshole that get caught up in your shit.
Can be helpful if you shart so the shit doesn't get on your pants.

My pube trimmer got caught up in my shit catchers

by halfahmeatball November 16, 2010

Cum Catcher

Low end motel bedspread

The flower Cum Catcher at the "Motor Inn Motel" hadn't been washed in 3 years.

by seamen sponge July 7, 2011

chatch

N. A Network technician that rambles on and on with often times, incorrect information. Specifically, Maurice Tijerina.

Why the fuck is that chatch still talking?

by Merium Webster December 8, 2004

Bullet Catcher

1.Jean Robert-Houdin, who was one of the first to catch a bullet in his teeth

reference: http://www.foreworks.com/bullet.html

2. Krassin Antov, a bulgarian magician who also used this trick commonly in his performances, dubbed "the amazing Bulkan" by some.

3. a lucky person who survives a shootout unscarred, or lives through multiple wounds.

Holy crap! how did the bullet catcher do that!
He got shot 9 times and lived? he's gotta be some sorta bullet catcher

by Edarios September 2, 2008

Catcher Masturbation

verb; the act of gay males using a toy to masturbate anally

My friends favourite activity is catcher masturbation

by gaybuddy42 February 18, 2011

Corn Catcher

The act of piercing the anus to catch corn from your brown matter

"I got to go home and clean my corn catcher before it gets just and i get clogged up" Said Jessica Simpson

by AaronCKKJ May 13, 2005

kiddy catcher

A guy usually about 6foot with short/medium black greasy hair.
makes young girls and children do things they don't understand.
has many catch phrases "do you want to see my labrador puppies"
"would you like some sweeties little boy"
"suck that lollipop or the nasty men will hurt you"

usually drives a volvo

"Ben's cock was tickeld by the kiddy catcher, he asked ben if he would like some sweets, he made ben do things he didnt understand. ben has a cock nose"

by hallyconetoothree May 2, 2008