Freddy Carter

God. No you cannot argue with this. He is. God.

“Freddy Carter—”
“is the loml.”
“i was gonna say—”
“he's the loml.”

by suvarnarxpa November 26, 2021

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Tony Carter

When a great game is going on and you ruin it because you can't back a way from a moving football; worse than a Bill Buckner: someone deserving to get cut from a NFL football team: an idiot: someone adored by one team's fans and wanted to get shot by another team's; someone really stupid

Fan 1: "Wow did you see that game last night he pulled a total Tony Carter"

Fan 2: "I know right, it was awful I want to kill him"

Fan 1: "Tony Carter is worse than Bill Buckner"

by sir selfie November 24, 2013

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Rickey Wife

Damnnnn dats mora/kimora carter!

by hoesbefuckingme April 25, 2022

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Billy Carter

The one time self proclaimed king of rednecks. Was known to roam around his hometown in south Georgia in his obnoxious pickup truck equipped with smokestacks donning the words REDNECK POWER. Always seen in public guzzling PBR being extremely intoxicated but being quickly dismissed by local law enforcement due to being a 'good ole boy', and being the brother of an American president. Ran an hole in the wall gas station where he peddled the worlds most shittiest beer labeled with his name. Engaged in many successful attempts to throughly humiliate his brother.

Hey, let's take a trip down south to Jimmy land and see Billy Carters gas station.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

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