That girl you meet at a high school football game that you instantly fell in love with. Hands down, the most fun person to hang out with. Shes smoking hot and funny as hell. Says all the right stuff at the right times. You'll prolly end up hearing her make weird noises, but trust me, shes a keeper!
by yungheller October 28, 2018
Get the Ca$hemug. The closest thing to Texas you are going to get in California.
It now has a HUGE Texas Steakhouse with a HUGE Texas flag flying at the Valley Plaza Mall. I guess the motto," Everything is BIGGER in TEXAS." is more of the truth than California actually means "Golden."
In the older neighborhoods of Bakersfield, it still practices Residential Segregation, maybe because out of Southern, not Californian, tradition (more commonly found in the Deep South.)
Oildale (Northside Bakersfield, it's a secret to everybody!)
As well as the East Side, West Side (Downtown Area) , South Side/ Greenfield, and Cottonwood area has been immortalized FOREVER as one of the most vicious sundown towns EVER in California's recorded history
(SUNDOWN TOWN means everybody is housed together according to their race, just like a prison town.)
It now has a HUGE Texas Steakhouse with a HUGE Texas flag flying at the Valley Plaza Mall. I guess the motto," Everything is BIGGER in TEXAS." is more of the truth than California actually means "Golden."
In the older neighborhoods of Bakersfield, it still practices Residential Segregation, maybe because out of Southern, not Californian, tradition (more commonly found in the Deep South.)
Oildale (Northside Bakersfield, it's a secret to everybody!)
As well as the East Side, West Side (Downtown Area) , South Side/ Greenfield, and Cottonwood area has been immortalized FOREVER as one of the most vicious sundown towns EVER in California's recorded history
(SUNDOWN TOWN means everybody is housed together according to their race, just like a prison town.)
Did you try out their food at Texas Steakhouse in Bakersfield, CA?
I've yet to see Los Angeles fly a HUGE Texas flag anywhere.
So Los Angeles if you want a steakhouse with a HUGE Texas Flag, its already there, just go to Bakersfield, CA.
I've yet to see Los Angeles fly a HUGE Texas flag anywhere.
So Los Angeles if you want a steakhouse with a HUGE Texas Flag, its already there, just go to Bakersfield, CA.
by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023
Get the Bakersfield, CAmug. 
by Long Beach ABZ October 28, 2021
Get the Marysville CAmug. by CIL7CIPRIAN September 27, 2022
Get the CASmug. by donkeyfulwonders March 1, 2021
Get the ca-unmug. A place in the Mojave Desert of Southern California near Victorville (Latitude 34.5008 and longitude -117.1859). A rogue police department who do the bidding of the always reelected Awful Valley Town Council and the current mayor; this police department harasses one Disabled Veteran with surveillance vehicles, undercovers, paid snitches in his own family, and paid snitches as neighbors. They like to hide as "Awful Valley Police" but are really "San Bernardino County Sheriffs." One of the main sources of income are the 8-12 drones they fly at night to bust people when they don't know they are being watched. The Town keeps approving new businesses to be built that will fail; this town is littered with empty warehouses and stores, but why move into those when there is so much land to build on? These empty buildings are often filled with evangelical churches, sometimes with one new church across from another. Then, these corrupt churches snag the hopeless and helpless to do their bidding for their church, like work for free. If you value personal freedoms and a steady income, don't move here.
When I put in a missing person's report on my now deceased Wife (date of death, 9/9/20), in Awful Valley, CA, the attending Awful Valley Sheriff/San Bernardino County Sheriff said, "call us if she shows up;" yet, they did not notify me with a visit, or a phone call, instead I received a letter from the Sheriff/Coroner a week and a day later.
by featheredserpent March 31, 2025
Get the Awful Valley, CAmug.