Beefcookie

A thick, flabby vagina.

Ryan: I stuffed that Beefcookie in my mouth!!!

by Dem dolphins July 19, 2014

beefheart

Part of musician and painter Don Van Vliet's stage name. From the title of a script written by Von Vliet and Frank Zappa in the mid-sixties: "Captain Beefheart versus The Grunt People". Where they got it before that can be found by careful research, but the point is it was a good-sounding name. Van Vliet said on the David Letterman show, when questioned about the name, that he had "a beef in my heart against this society".

Captain Beefheart's "Trout Mask Replica" is a legendary record, but you can try "Clear Spot" or "Safe as Milk" first if you want.

by lcdn January 5, 2009

beef jerky

A delicious dried, smokey beef snack. Quite possibly the manliest food known to man. Don't be fooled by those pussy beef stick imposters. You can see the "grain" of the beef in real jerky.

Frank: "Hey John, you want some of this beef jerky?"

John: "No thanks."

Frank: "Pussy."

by Guestly January 1, 2012

beef-stains

a chummy title, used in jest towards cronies, specifically referring to fecal matter expelled onto the under-garments.

Care for a round of croquet, beef-stains?

by dorham May 26, 2006

beefchomgle

UR MOMMMM -meep

bear”shart”
the h!:”UR MOMMM”
ur mom is the beefchomgle war cry

by giffany asf October 8, 2020

jamaican beef party

A gay orgy that takes place while raggae music is playing.

Dude, last night when I got back to my apartment I saw my room mate and a bunch of guys having a Jamaican beef party in my room.

by Blue Smalls November 16, 2013

got beef?

Are you trying to provoke me as to me get into a an act of violent physicality with you?

"yo, guy you got beef?, HUH? U GOT BEEF???"

by Yasser April 7, 2003