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bloopt

A slight sound that goes like *bloop*
The t at the end is added for the sound of the closing of the word.
bloopt
by Aighttttveo March 7, 2024
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Blontin

The act of going to the woods and making pictures of eachothers bellybutton. The pictures may should be uploaded to some sort of website.
Hey bro do you wana do some blontin?
Yo yesterdays blontin was a blast!
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blaptize

To blaptize; Force someone or yourself or something in any animal semen.
Ex: “Yo, did you hear about how our English teacher got blaptized?”
by anonymous April 10, 2024
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bloated walrus

When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.
Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus
by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024
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bloatisinal

an adjective to describe a fat cunt at your school and is the embodiment of the word “obese fuck” #OBCD

try not to have a heart attack you fatty mc fat fat.
person 1 - ‘omg did you see that faith is looking so bloatisinal today’
person 2 - ‘bloatisinal?’
person 1 - ‘it means she’s so fat i’m surprised she’s no dead from the amount of food she stuffs in her fat mouth. it means she’s so fat i’m surprised the floors not broken yet. it means she’s so fat her rolls have there own heartbeats
person 2 - ‘yh she’s so bloatisinal and she smells like back earings HAHAHAHAHAHSH’
by munching lunch April 17, 2024
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Bloot

Bloot is the most widely recognised and only appropriate term for a post on Bluesky Social Media
She got 53 Rebloots, 14 Quote Bloots and 122 Likes on her last Bloot and she thinks that makes her an influencer.

Some dumb motherfuckers still call bloots "skeets", even after they're told that "skeet" means ejaculation.

He's blooted almost 14,000 bloots in under 12 months. The guy is perpetually blooting.

Did you see that last bloot from Johnny Dangerously? LMFAO! That guy is sexy hot and soooooooo
by Johnny Dangerously Bsky September 14, 2024
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Bloated Cock

“Bloated Chicken” is a Los Angeles term for a fat pussy. Bloated-Fat, Cock-Chicken, Chickening out- Pussying out.
“That buster is bein a straight bloated cock”
“My pops wouldn’t have gone through with that, he was a big bloated cock”
by ChicanoThunder October 6, 2024
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