bear calvary

A calvary composed of bears, which cannot be beaten.

If confronted, be prepared for rapage.

Person 1: Look at all those bears coming towards us!
Person 2: Dear God... it's the bear calvary.
Person 3: OSHI-

by BrettyB May 10, 2008

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Struggle Bear

A person or animal that either struggles to do something, fails epic-ally, is clumsy, or tries repeatedly to do something and hurts him/herself in the process.

Chevy Chase is a HUGE Struggle Bear in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

by Struggle Bear lovr January 19, 2012

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dookie bear

to shit on a sleeping old man. so that he wakes up very angry.

I was pissed at grandpa. So I gave him the dookie bear, while he was snoring on the couch.

by sheefan amadeus January 9, 2006

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pander bear

A candidate running for political office who shamelessly attempts to lure in votes by making patronizing and empty concessions and shows of support for particular special interests.

Observer 1: OMG did you see how John McCain has started hanging out with that crazy guy who runs a megachurch in Georgia to try to get the evangelical vote?

Observer 2: yeah, what a Pander Bear.

by chrlz qr March 24, 2008

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A rightfully underknown and possibly useless product designed to wrap around your seat belt, cushioning your big tiddies (titties) from any discomfort and, thusly, promoting personal safety for the unjustly buxom and repugnantly obese. This plush apparatus is designed to be inconspicuously disguised as a small teddy bear, when not in use, hence the name.

"My shoulder strap used to pull so tight I could hardly breathe. Now, with the Tiddy Bear, I really enjoy traveling again." (actual quote from a real Tiddy Bear advertisement)

by JoshuaJordan May 11, 2008

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