A wooden or metal object that is thin at the bottom and fat at the top. Commonly used to beat the shit out of someone. Common with mobs. It's also fun to take out someones knee caps out with this.
Some guy: Screw you, guido!
Mob Guy: Oh really, asshole? Enjoy a bat to the face! *Beats the other guy to death and throws his body into the river*
Mob Guy: Have fun sleeping with the fishies!
Mob Guy: Oh really, asshole? Enjoy a bat to the face! *Beats the other guy to death and throws his body into the river*
Mob Guy: Have fun sleeping with the fishies!
by Matt owns you January 09, 2009
by flangespunk June 20, 2009
A male whore. Usually identifiable by the extremely large list of sexual partners they have had or attempted to have & the fact that they will flirt with almost anything that moves. Often times they are forced to find new places to obtain said sex since they have literally used up their current pool of opportunity. Many times others who know them will make little "eee -eee" bat noises as they pass by.
by narydict November 23, 2005
To wank
by thewizardandhisfellows September 14, 2013
Me: Dude, you shoulda seen the fudge bat I just layed in the john.
You: Really?
Me: Yeah, it was so long, both ends were out of the water!
You: Really?
Me: Yeah, it was so long, both ends were out of the water!
by JAke1688 January 05, 2011
by SurreyAngel February 19, 2006
A fun drinking game where you acquire a wiffleball bat, alot of beer, and some fun friends. First take the wiffleball bat and cut the end off. One beer should exactly fill the bat so pour it on in. Next you chug the beer from the wiffleball bat. After spin around three times and have someone pitch you the can. You can try and swing at it but if you get to this point your laughing so hard you cant hit it.
Game courtesy of N40. Rep N40
Game courtesy of N40. Rep N40
by J-nonymous November 26, 2006