Battenburg

A groovy, tasty cake. Sort of rocks. Also an expletive with a very, very narrow band of users.

'Oh holy fucking battenburg, man - my life is down the plughole'

'No, it was battenburg seepage'

by I Ate The World October 1, 2005

Batten

The Best teacher you could ever have. Always there for you when you need him, and even though he is always ready to make a joke at your expense, he always has your back.

Batten: Adam Smith! (Does Jazz Hands)

by PandaAddict August 21, 2012

battery acid

The contents of lead-acid, or 'wet' cells (The kind you find in your car, for instance.) In this instance, it would be sulphuric acid.

Not to be confused with the electrolyte paste found inside 'dry' cells (The ones in your torch, for instance). This paste is actually an alkali.

Car batteries have battery acid in them. AA, AAA, C and D cells do NOT.

by Zakarius September 28, 2005

Baby Batter

Semen, Otherwise known as the man’s Gooey Goodness, or “Shot Goo”. A hot load if you will.

He shot his Baby Batter into me, there’s no way I’m Not Pregnant.

by CosmicKramerTheAssMan February 15, 2018

Baby Batter Brewing Station

Another name for the genital area of a man. Mainly his ball sack.

I told my girlfriend if she was thirsty to milk the juices from my baby batter brewing station.

by Damilkman44 September 12, 2010

barted

telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.

when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.

by johnny February 20, 2004

basted

basted- (verb) the act of getting gin bucket injected into your mouth by a turkey baster; usually results in getting wasted

1.)Tim brought the gin bucket and Kira got basted all night in the hot tub.

2.)I got basted last night, I am so hungover.

by Cooner c-town August 13, 2010