Because I’m Batman

The reason Batman can do whatever he wants and is unstoppable. Found kn the famous YouTube HISHE. Basically an excuse to do anything you want, but only if you are Batman, because Batman is the best.

Note: occasionally Batman finds others who also fight over saying “because I’m” or “I’m”. I sampled include:

Yondu “Im Mary Poppins y’all”
Groot “I am Groot”
Thanos “I am inevitable”
Iron Man “and I am Iron Man”
Captain America “I am Steve Rogers”
Captain America “I can do this all day”
Spider-Man “I’m your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man”
Mario “it’s a me, a Mario”

Superman: “dude how did you survive that nuke?”
Batman: “Because I’m Batman!”

by Batman the Animated Series April 11, 2020

Abuelita de batman

What Carmen likes to say instead of ahuevo.

Daniel: ¿Vamos a comer pescado hoy?
Carmen: Abuelita de Batman

by What Pedro March 5, 2023

batman

The Dark Knight. Originally a DC comic book, then sprouted into a TV series, then a cartoon, and then different motion pictures. Batman is known world wide. Bruce Waynes parents were killed when he was just a child, so now he seeks vengenace on all criminals in Gotham City. His arch-nemisis is The Joker. Batman has many villians, but with his martial arts fighting style, great strength, and a belt full of awesome gadgets, they are all a piece of cake.

Robin is Batmans side-kick. There have been many Robins, starting with Jason Todd. Jason Todd soon left Batman and joined the Teen Titans. The Robin after him was Dick Grayson. After Dick Grayson got older, he left Batman and joined the Teen Titans. Batmans newest side-kick Robin is Tim Drake, who hasn't left him yet.

Robin: Holy oil slick Batman! They got away!

Batman: I am vengenace. I am the knight. I am Batman.

by not so super hero October 18, 2006

Fly The Batman

To have a good time to the point of forgeting everything else. A referce to the joy of flying a batman kite when a kid. (this reference may not be universal)

I think the defintion is good enough

by Roarke December 1, 2003

Batman that Woman

This occurs when two retards attempt to Superman that Ho.

Fred didn't know exactly what sex was, or "how that works", but nevertheless he attempted to Batman that Woman by throwing a towel over her.

by Jarvis T. Wiggles October 30, 2008

Batmn

breathe air through my nose, not to be confused with Batman . Used when something is funny (usually w memes) but itsnt so funny that it made u pee ur pants ya feel

*sends someone a meme* woah this is FUNNY batmn haha

by hiwelcometochillies November 8, 2018

batmanporn

A really sexy person

Hey have you heard of batmanporn?

Yeah! hes so hot 😍

by AlexanderPlatz😂💪🏾 May 20, 2021