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The line to check out at the grocery store was 10 people deep since the cashier was moving at a snail's pace. Damn Detroit Affect.
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Ben Affleck (1971-) is an American actor famous for being in movies with his best buddy Matt Damon, but infamous for his relationship with Jennifer Lopez. He is currently married (as of the publication of this entry) to Jennifer Garner.
Because of the incessant media attention with Affleck's relationship with Lopez, people have begun to insult his craft needlessly, particularly his movie Gigli (2003) and pretty much every film he did after that one. They may have been box office and critical disasters, but no one really watched them anyway, so who actually knows how bad they are?
He also happens to have an unusually large head. Seriously. Too bad plastic surgery can't change that.
Because of the incessant media attention with Affleck's relationship with Lopez, people have begun to insult his craft needlessly, particularly his movie Gigli (2003) and pretty much every film he did after that one. They may have been box office and critical disasters, but no one really watched them anyway, so who actually knows how bad they are?
He also happens to have an unusually large head. Seriously. Too bad plastic surgery can't change that.
Janie: Why do you hate Ben Affleck?
Sara: Because he's the biggest douche in Hollywood.
Janie: How do you know that?
Sara: I read it in the tabloids... er, I mean newspaper.
Janie: Riiiiiiiiight.
Sara: Because he's the biggest douche in Hollywood.
Janie: How do you know that?
Sara: I read it in the tabloids... er, I mean newspaper.
Janie: Riiiiiiiiight.
by Camnation January 8, 2007
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Usually accompanied by specious arguments about how late-stage cancer drugs are perfectly ok to give to kids "off-licence" (as if we'd give someone chemotherapy for a cold) or myths about high rates of suicide that are supposedly being prevented by this form of eugenics.
Usually accompanied by specious arguments about how late-stage cancer drugs are perfectly ok to give to kids "off-licence" (as if we'd give someone chemotherapy for a cold) or myths about high rates of suicide that are supposedly being prevented by this form of eugenics.
Absolute loon: "Protect trans kids by giving them gender affirming care!"
Sane rational person: "Why are you chopping healthy breasts and genitals off kids?"
Absolute loon: "Because otherwise they'll all commit suicide. FACT (which it must be because I WROTE IT IN CAPS!!)"
Sane rational person: "Do you have any evidence to back up this specious claim on which your argument rests?"
Absolute loon: "You're an abusive Terf Nazi bigot who wants to genocide all trans people!"
Sane rational person: "I'll take that as a 'no' then"
Sane rational person: "Why are you chopping healthy breasts and genitals off kids?"
Absolute loon: "Because otherwise they'll all commit suicide. FACT (which it must be because I WROTE IT IN CAPS!!)"
Sane rational person: "Do you have any evidence to back up this specious claim on which your argument rests?"
Absolute loon: "You're an abusive Terf Nazi bigot who wants to genocide all trans people!"
Sane rational person: "I'll take that as a 'no' then"
by SalopianSnark February 10, 2023
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man, winter is WAY too long. i don't feel like doing anything...even masturbating. it's quite sad that i have S.A.D.
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Man: "excuse me mam, are you gang affiliated?"
Lady: "uuuh are you daft? I'm SUPER gang affiliated, do you even see this watermelon??"
Lady: "uuuh are you daft? I'm SUPER gang affiliated, do you even see this watermelon??"
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