Mountain Brook, Alabama

A nice suburb outside of Birmingham, Alabama. Mountain Brook has an economy slightly higher than surrounding areas, ok a lot higher. The ongoing stereotype is that everyone who goes to Mountain Brook is considered a "Brookie" or someone who feeds off of Daddy's money and does drugs because there is nothing better to do. However, just because Daddy went to college, worked hard, and was successful, doesn't give the right for other people to immediately judge their kids into being "rich" boys or girls. There are some assholes and douchebags at the school, but they are devastatingly overpowered by the smart, and incredibly nice people. Mountain Brook has an incredible school structure and a community full of nice people. Unfortunately, the ongoing stereotype of Mountain Brook will continue, as the assholes who hate them will keep at their game until they decide to go drink and screw the nearest slice of booty. And while you are trashing Mountain Brook, remember this, good people live there, and they will amount to better things without the use of money.

"Hey those Mountain Brook kids have so much money, they probably never worked a day in their life!"
"You got that right, now let's skip school so we can drink&drive while we have sex with our girlfriends who aren't sluts, cause only sluts come from Mountain Brook! hyuck hyuck hyuck!"

Mountain Brook, Alabama, the Beverly Hills of Alabama. Lies, Beverly Hills is in California idiots, and there sure as hell wouldn't be one in Alabama.

by pimphandrespect February 25, 2010

Alabama Sandstorm

When getting head on the beach give the girl a facial, and while her face is covered in you jiz throw sand on her face and run away as fast as you can

like oh may god i thought i was on a romantic date on the beach but i just got alabama sandstormed!

by Matt Sydney November 12, 2008

Alabama Sparkle Sandwich

An Alabama Sparkle Sandwich is a sensuous act that involves one person fucking another person's ass to oblivion, then pouring Pop Rocks into the gaping rectum. After that, they eat out the asshole and try to get as many of the Pop Rocks' tingly mouth orgasms as they can.

Brett: Hey man, let's go over to Laura's house.
Ryan: Man that bitch always be trippin'
Brett: Yeah but I hear the girls are serving up some Alabama Sparkle Sandwiches over there...
Ryan: OHHH NIGGA HELLLLSS YEAH!!

by Nyquil Grober November 19, 2011

Alabama Seesaw

You lay flat on your back and have one of your sisters sit on your penis and another sister sit on your face. They must be facing each other to qualify as an Alabama Seesaw. If the sister on your penis is riding reverse cowboy, it is then called a Texas Teeter-Totter. Women must be your sisters.

Steve went home for his family reunion in Maryland and ended up as an Alabama Seesaw.

by Fudgie McGee November 25, 2011

Alabama Tuna Melt

It’s a fucking fish sandwich with cheese and a blend of southern spices. You dirty internet perverts...

Me: I met up with this girl last night and we had an Alabama Tuna Melt.
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!

by .&:&3&83 March 18, 2019

alabama fire dragon

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and he whispers something shocking in her ear such as "I have herpes" while the man is cumming wich causes the cum from the man to spew out the woman's nose. also see alaskan firedragon

John:"last night I gave this girl an alabama firedragon!"
Fred:"No way man!?!"
John:"Yeah, she hated it...it was still funny though"
or

"I love giving alabama fire dragons."

by Mandara March 10, 2008

Alabama Manicure

The faecal debris left under one's fingernails after a heavy fisting session

Jon wished he had worn latex gloves (or could stop biting his nails) as he realised he had an ALABAMA MANICURE shortly before vomiting

by MaximusMaurice August 3, 2007