double-dipped

double-dip
verb
past tense: double-dipped
When the male participant in intercourse between a heterosexual couple inserts his penis into the vagina, then anus, then back into the vagina again. Advisory: can cause urinary tract infections for both partners.

Joe: aw man, shouldn't have double-dipped with my girl...
Steve: why?
Joe: both Suzie and I now have urinary tract infections

by spang-dangled March 4, 2019

Double Tick

Someone who is always one step ahead (normally in academics), and is always trying to go above and beyond what is required of them. A try-hard.

"You've already written the entire paper?! Wow you're such a double tick."

by loftcrew February 28, 2015

Double Woozy

A double woozy is when you slam your hands against another person's testicles, squishing them together. Subsequently shattering them as well as their ego.

Paul: What's up?
You: I used the double woozy on Jim last night.
Paul: Nice.

by thighmaster69 October 24, 2018

double handjobs

where two girls give you a handjob at the same time

i was standin in the living room watching a tv show when sara and mara tag teamed my dick with their vagina ticklers and gave me a couple double handjobs.

by gootch February 22, 2007

Double Phantom

Y'know when you do a clean poo (you wipe your bottom and theres no sign of skiddies) and when you do a torpedo poo (it shoots up the back pipe so you cant see it sitting in the bottom of the bowl, Well when you do both of those its a double phantom, its like you never did a poo.

Was that a double phantom or did I just go toilet for nothing?

by Mogalli March 6, 2009

double dunt

To consume two capsules or pills in one gulp. Normally used in the consumption of ecstacy.

"I just double dunted a couple of biscuits man, I'm well out my tits."

by Shaggatron June 17, 2009

double secret

Adjective describing the type of probation the Delta House frat was on in Animal House.

Dean Wormer: We're putting them on double-secret probation!

by RoscoPColetrane October 27, 2004