Hobo's Wine Glass 

20 oz. water bottle with the bottom cut out.

"Hey man, we're out of cups."
"No problem, here's a bottle, make a hobo's wine glass!"

Hobo's Wine Glass by Turlook May 24, 2009

Hold my wine 

The lady like/classy way of saying "Hold my beer" which is a precursor for a drunk story, video that ends up on Tosh.O, or metaphorically trying to one up something or someone.

USA: We had a crazy election

France: Hold my wine.

Hold my wine by The Cason-Point April 19, 2017

Drinking your glass of wine 

To have your period

person a ) hey girl, are you drinking your glass of wine yet?
person b) Yea, I have a heavy flow,

Drinking your glass of wine by defenitionsource February 15, 2018

communist wine 

Made by the inapropriate mixing of vodka. Can also mean paint stripper, meths strained through a loaf of bread, cheap alcohol.

Also Russian wine

Holy fuck. That tramp's got himself a bottle of Listerene, and it's barely even dark.

communist wine by dj_monged August 8, 2004

Red Wine Cork Surprise 

Occurs when a female squats over a male's face to receive cunnilingus, then reaches between her legs, pulls a tampon out of her vagina, and menstruates on the man's face.

Bruno: Dude, how'd you get those red stains on your eye glasses, man?

James: Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she totally Red Wine Cork Surprised me! IT WAS LOVELY AND AMAZING.

Red Wine Cork Surprise by C Silent J October 21, 2010

church wine 

When someone asks for a sip of your drink, be it alcoholic or non-alcoholic, telling them to church wine it is saying just touch the liquid to your lips and that's all you're getting. This comes from the eucharist part of a Catholic mass in which wine is presented to be gently sipped, not drank.

"Can I have a sip of your beer man?"

"Ugh, alright, but church wine that shit because I don't have much left."

church wine by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006

Trophy Wine 

1. Denotes the most precious bottle of wine in a household, may hold some sentimental value.
2. A bottle of wine that an old man treasures, may act as a replacement for a wife (Trophy Wife).
3. A song by the band Shed

Man: "Get off that, it's my wine!'

Woman: "Oh I'm so sorry, it must be your trophy wine!"

Man: "Damn straight."

Trophy Wine by ljsox4 February 19, 2010