Bristles in the Wind

Bristles in the Wind: Naked , at any time. Fresh out the shower or out for a nude jog. Hair standing on end is bristles in the wind.

"Out for a naked jog again , Jack?"

"You know it! Bristles in the Wind, baby!"

by SodaFountain January 20, 2021

Zelda: The Wind Waker

A game for the Gamecube with cel-shaded graphics.A wonderful game,some people may find it to kiddish as it has cartoon graphics.

Hey,I gotta get The Wind Waker.

by Billy/Matt May 17, 2003

divine wind

Kamikaze AKA farting because it's air.

I just had a divine wind

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover April 27, 2021

a Darth Wind

Older than dirt.

Person A: damn that guy is really old
Person B: Yeah i know right?
Person A: Definitely a Darth Wind

by Mav4 September 10, 2011

Dirty Wind

Fecal scented air expelled through the anal cavity. You must not be fooled by its pretty-sounding name, as "The Dirty Wind" is one of the most sought after farts. It is comforting to farter and passerby alike. It has a sound of air being let out of a bike tire ffffffffffffffft. What is most diagnostic about it, however, is its length. It is the longest-lasting fart there is. It will sometimes cause the farters mouth to hang open uncontrollably with eyes watering & unable to speak. It's as though he has had the wind knocked out of him. Neither loud nor strong in sound this fart however is unwavering, it may last fifteen seconds.

Derek was hiking near his home when he suddenly stopped dead in his tracks... he felt the presence of a Dirty Wind approaching and thus slightly bent over at the waist, hands on hips as he released his dirty wind for the other hikers to appreciate.

by hammer41 August 29, 2011

three sheets to the wind

Old sailing term. After setting all three main sails to the wind, a ship will shudder and roll, much like a stumbling drunk. Now used as a synonym for drunkenness.

Don't take notice of Angus, lad, he's three sheets to the wind.

by Rage from rhuvok.com June 2, 2004

Noisome Wind

A spirit's version of flatulence. Suggests some kind of bio-chemistry in their essence.

This is quite unlike the Noisome Wind, which is created in a rather different way.

by Kwing October 29, 2009