Never-Wood

Someone you would never engage sexually.

I started talking to this never-wood last night and I was so lonely I figured fuck it.

by howardfelt July 28, 2012

Wood Hockey

the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.

hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?

by duke1776 April 23, 2008

felix wood

fucked a whale made her slit wrists daddy woody massive pussy no face no case

ur such a felix wood

by wagone November 8, 2018

Wood Bait

When you think a girl is really hot and she is bait for boners.

Jessica Aba is wood bait.

by Your mom is wood bait August 21, 2009

Whip wood

The instant erection or sexual excitement one gets from the sound of a whip, belt, or strap cracking.

I got whip wood the moment I heard Sir's single tail snap in the air!

Michelle Pfeiffer's Cat Woman scenes gave me whip wood!

by Mr Ramrod 2013 May 22, 2014

morgan wood

The most beautiful girl in the world. Makes anyone want to talk to her forever. Has the best personality and can make the most boring day into the best day. Likes to steal jackets and your clothes but its ok because you care so much about her you will give her as many jackets as you can afford.

damn you looking like a Morgan wood

by boss9003 December 15, 2017

Laying wood

Gonna beat them cheeks

Guy 1: aye bro where were you last night

Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood

by Slickerydickery July 21, 2018