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Retarded fans of the Spanish referee-paying team FC Barcelona, otherwise known as Varcelona, Varca, or team Negreira.
Varcadogs are known for:
1. Calling the greatest football team of all time - Real Madrid - 'Vardrid', even thought Varcelona literally had a legal case filed against them by the Spanish and international sports committees for paying referees between 2001-2018. In fact, they still do - just watch any 2025-26 Varcelona game
2. Claiming Varcelona is better than Real Madrid, even though Madrid has more UCLS, LaLiga titles, Super Cups, Clubs World Cups, etc. Real Madrid also has a better H2H record, in which Varcadogs either cry at or deny the fact.
3. Glaze the great dominator of Venezuela, Leo Pessi. This gives them the title, 'Pessidog'. Pessidogs often claim that the Copa America is harder than the Nations League, Cristiano Ronaldo is a pen merchant (despite Pessidog winning 6 penalties in 5 world cup games), and the MLS is harder than the Saudi League. Let's not forget that a mid-strength Al Nassr side with no Ronaldo thumped Inter Miami 6-0 without breaking a sweat.
4. Disrespect the greatest footballer of all time, Cristiano Ronaldo. They often call him names such as 'Penaldo', 'Pendu', 'Deadsonaldo' (referring to his deceased son), and 'Camellonaldo'.
Don't be a Varcadog, the only thing a Varcadog should be proud of is that their club was the first to get an official gay supporters club. Congratulations!
Varcadogs are known for:
1. Calling the greatest football team of all time - Real Madrid - 'Vardrid', even thought Varcelona literally had a legal case filed against them by the Spanish and international sports committees for paying referees between 2001-2018. In fact, they still do - just watch any 2025-26 Varcelona game
2. Claiming Varcelona is better than Real Madrid, even though Madrid has more UCLS, LaLiga titles, Super Cups, Clubs World Cups, etc. Real Madrid also has a better H2H record, in which Varcadogs either cry at or deny the fact.
3. Glaze the great dominator of Venezuela, Leo Pessi. This gives them the title, 'Pessidog'. Pessidogs often claim that the Copa America is harder than the Nations League, Cristiano Ronaldo is a pen merchant (despite Pessidog winning 6 penalties in 5 world cup games), and the MLS is harder than the Saudi League. Let's not forget that a mid-strength Al Nassr side with no Ronaldo thumped Inter Miami 6-0 without breaking a sweat.
4. Disrespect the greatest footballer of all time, Cristiano Ronaldo. They often call him names such as 'Penaldo', 'Pendu', 'Deadsonaldo' (referring to his deceased son), and 'Camellonaldo'.
Don't be a Varcadog, the only thing a Varcadog should be proud of is that their club was the first to get an official gay supporters club. Congratulations!
"Dad, I think Messi is the GOAT! Also, I want a Barca shirt for my birthday.
"Son, I didn't raise you to be a Varcadog."
"What's a Varcadog, Dad?"
"Check out the definition on Urban Dictionary, son. It has all you need to educate yourself on Varcadogs."
"Thanks, Dad!"
"Son, I didn't raise you to be a Varcadog."
"What's a Varcadog, Dad?"
"Check out the definition on Urban Dictionary, son. It has all you need to educate yourself on Varcadogs."
"Thanks, Dad!"
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Instead of reaching for a door handle, you time your pace to slide through the closing door left by the person ahead of you Vancouver style, maintaining your momentum.
Vancouver style is utilizing the interconnected basements and concourses of the Pacific Centre and Vancouver Centre to move multiple blocks through the downtown core without ever waiting for a crosswalk or dealing with rain.
Vancouver style is using the ferries to cross False Creek (e.g., from Granville Island to Yaletown) to bypass traffic of the Burrard or Granville Street bridges.
Vancouver style is moving through the public plazas and "cut-throughs" of large residential towers to move mid-block rather than walking the full perimeter of a city square.
When a bus or SeaBus door opens, Vancouver style is when you exit at the side furthest from the crowd, around the edges of the queue to hit the sidewalk while the main group is bottlenecked.
Instead of reaching for a door handle, you time your pace to slide through the closing door left by the person ahead of you Vancouver style, maintaining your momentum.
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Vancouver style is knowing exactly which SkyTrain (e.g., "Car 2, Door 3") lines up with the exit stairs at a specific station like Waterfront or Broadway-City Hall to avoid other commuters at the platform.
Vancouver style is utilizing the interconnected basements and concourses of the Pacific Centre and Vancouver Centre to move multiple blocks through the downtown core without ever waiting for a crosswalk or dealing with rain.
Vancouver style is when you’re using the ferries to cross False Creek (e.g., from Granville Island to Yaletown) to bypass traffic of the Burrard or Granville Street bridges.
Vancouver style is moving through the public plazas and "cut-throughs" of large residential towers to move mid-block rather than walking the full perimeter of a city square.
When a bus or SeaBus door opens, you exit vancouver style at the side furthest from the crowd, around the edges of the queue to hit the sidewalk while the main group is bottlenecked.
Instead of reaching for a door handle, you time your pace vancouver style to slide through the closing door left by the person ahead of you, maintaining your momentum.
Vancouver style is utilizing the interconnected basements and concourses of the Pacific Centre and Vancouver Centre to move multiple blocks through the downtown core without ever waiting for a crosswalk or dealing with rain.
Vancouver style is when you’re using the ferries to cross False Creek (e.g., from Granville Island to Yaletown) to bypass traffic of the Burrard or Granville Street bridges.
Vancouver style is moving through the public plazas and "cut-throughs" of large residential towers to move mid-block rather than walking the full perimeter of a city square.
When a bus or SeaBus door opens, you exit vancouver style at the side furthest from the crowd, around the edges of the queue to hit the sidewalk while the main group is bottlenecked.
Instead of reaching for a door handle, you time your pace vancouver style to slide through the closing door left by the person ahead of you, maintaining your momentum.
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