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van-handling

Like man-handling only with a van, or min-van.
*pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.
by Cassandra Sherlock July 22, 2008
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Hop the van

1) When someone behaves so crazily, they need to be escorted to the Psychiatric Ward.
2) When you enter an object of transportation and do not pay before exiting.
3) When those that are in your company suddenly begin to mistreat you for no apparent reason.
4) When you are watching T.V. and it suddenly seems that the storyline is based is you.
1) This dude is clocking me so hard, it may be time he hop the van.
2) Last night I got so drunk, I lost my wallet and hopped the van.
3) Due to Danny hopping the van, I went out clubbing last night.
4) Yo, I was watchin' Law and Order last night and I promise you it hopped the van.
by Cheri Hard September 5, 2014
mugGet the Hop the vanmug.

Van Doren

The last name of a popular Pin-up model, Mamie Van Doren.
It is also the last name of extremely beautiful and smart women everywhere.
"Damn that girl is smokin'! She must be a Van Doren!"
by Bessiegirl September 25, 2008
mugGet the Van Dorenmug.

catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.
Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.
by matt-leics April 14, 2004
mugGet the catering vanmug.

Ir-Van

ooohh ir-van
by TP:SAIO April 29, 2003
mugGet the Ir-Vanmug.

Molesta-van

A non descript Large White Van...usually with tinted windows and no plates.
A van or other large vehicle that appears to be transportation for rapists and kidnappers.
Stay away from that Molesta-van...someone might pop out and offer you candy!!

Haha...your vehicle looks like a creepy molesta-van, I better steer clear or you may try to kidnap me!
by Raquel Miyasato August 27, 2008
mugGet the Molesta-vanmug.

CM Van

A Large van, Usualy an 80's econoline, with no side or rear windows. No interior, or a shag-like carpet interior. No back seats. Often smells like a blood of semen and motor parts. Also known as a child molestor Van.
"Did you see Tom's new van?"

"Yeah, but I'm scared to ride in it, it's a total CM van dude"
by Josef6000 September 1, 2005
mugGet the CM Vanmug.

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