The Tourist

A must-do for any well traveled individual who finds himself on a sandy beach while on vacation. The proccess can be explained in five easy steps.

Step 1: Find a bitch. No, not a female dog.

Step 2: Seduce said bitch.

Step 3: Choose your favorite position and proceed to fuck her.

Step 4: Do not pull out, blow your load inside of her.

Step 5: When she freaks out because she is not on birth control and you didn't wear a condom, throw sand in her face, and run away.

There you have it! The Tourist, in all of its glory, has you leaving fun and little illegitimate souvenirs for all to enjoy!

"You wont believe it, Betty. I was at the beach this morning, and to make a long story short, Im pregnant. I hate The Tourist"!

"Hey man. I went to Cancun for spring break and pulled The Tourist on some Mexican whore. To think my parents said they'd never be grand parents."

by Teh Fader March 20, 2008

trisexual

A person who is attracted to males, females, and plants.

Isaac got poison ivy on his dick, we wonder if he is a trisexual.

by Wouldn't you like to know? April 6, 2005

trisexual

When you can't decide what you like: Boys, girls, or negroes.

So it's safe to say you're a trisexual now?

by candlemaker October 31, 2011

trisc

word to replace a curse word

dan over here is such a trisc
shelly is a trisc when it comes to men
OH TRISC!! I FELL OFF THE ROOF

by dan shelly January 11, 2008

trisexual

Someone who will do anything with anybody. This could be someone cheating or someone who is bisexual, or even both.

Steve: Is Jane going out with David?

John: Yeah, but I heard she's trisexual!

by uddude June 22, 2011

triselliam

A short Man, he wanted a girl by the name of Trisell. he would go crazy for her. he is very small, he needs a step stool to get her puss puss, he wanted to go crazy in the bed for her. Even thoe he is young....!

HE is also gay, he had bang bang with a small kid in the washroom "triselliam"

by MY name is: Random person here December 10, 2018

trisexual

Meaning that you will try anything sexually See also slut whore tramp stripper hooker and cage dancer

Ashley is trisexual, therfore, she will try anything in bed

by DizzyLizzy November 15, 2006