toilet dippers

When a guy's balls are so saggy that they touch water while sitting on the toilet.

That guy's balls hung so low, they must be toilet dippers.

by JNRO January 20, 2008

toilet talker

a person who can't resist the urge to have a cellphone conversation, despite being in the middle of defecating in a public restroom; commonly found in office buildings.

Coworker 1: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Coworker 2: "It was tough to relax with Jane from Accounting blabbering on her cellphone in the next stall. I never knew she was such a toilet talker."

by billf62 May 15, 2009

toilet paper

Something to wipe your ass with.
See yugio cards

Hahahahah! The blue eyes dragon yugio card is NO MATCH for my turd!

by J.L. February 13, 2004

hoity-toity

acting as if you are important

The hoity-toity girl walked by holding her Prada bag with her nose in the air.

by anonymous April 25, 2005

Toilet Store

A place where people who wear bad suits buy their suits.
From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Hey, where'd you guys buy those? The Toilet Store?

by Bad Ash January 21, 2005

toilet abortion

The act of using a coat hanger to unclog the toilet after a particularly large deposit. The poor mans plunger

Im not ready for this yet we just moved in i havent had time to get a plunger yet
Hey bro toilet abortion, just between us aight.

by noodles the cat October 23, 2003

John Wayne toilet paper

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!

Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005